Not Johnny Depp
So in the first Act, the actress playing my wife is quite proper looking, with her hair swooped up high on her head. In Act II, she turns into a homeless bag-lady, and so back stage during intermission in rehearsal last night, the hairdressers were working hard to rat it out big-time, hairspraying actual leaves and twigs into it. It looked wild.
Me: Hey, Joey, you got a real Helena Bonham Carter thing going on there.
Joey: Yeah, but I don't have a Johnny Depp.
Me: Well, in this scenario, I would be Johnny Depp.
Hair Dresser: Huh! If you were Johnny Depp, I would be on stage with you, and I'm not even an actress.
Uh huh. In other words, "Sir, I know Johnny Depp, and you are no Johnny Depp."
Oh, well.
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Seriously friend- "Grace?" you have it in spades. You were the first person to befriend me here and defend me against a 'heckler.' Looks? Look again. He's only 'sexy' because of the roles he plays.What's he like in real life? We'll never know. He is indeed a good actor, so we'll give him the talent. I haven't seen you act, so I can't say who's more talented. Strix would know. Fame - I won't even discuss because it's bulls***t. Money...ah extra money we could all use. but there are plenty of ways to make it. In short, he's just a human being like any other. In my eyes, you have more clout.